One reader has already suggested the site of a popular local brothel after reading the earlier post, allegedly, “Opposite 16 Canterbury Road Westbrook” and run by a ‘Miss Satin’. Would anyone else like to offer ‘known’ addresses of the others which are apparently the latest boost to the local economy, offering diverse opportunities to migrant workers.
For the lower-end of the market, there's Miss Corduroy and Miss Sackcloth & Ashes and I'm happy to tell you that ThanetLife has negotiated a 10% entry discount for its readers.
Are these hardworking girls and their enterprising local businesses, threatened by the possibility of a chain of brothels being established at Westwood Cross in the near future? Who holds the franchise rights to them and what does the council and police plan to do about it? More importantly, how much do they charge, do the rooms include wide screen Sky Sports and do they open on Sundays?
I can feel a Thanet Gazumph story on the subject just around the corner can’t you. Over to you Nick Dorman. It's a tough job but someone with trousers has to do it.